Is that a keg in your pants?
…cuz i’d love to tap that
Hey, do you want to have my children? No?
…how about we just practice then?
your dad must be a baker…
…cuz those buns are hot
Here’s how it went down…
Normal Car Ride Home
For some reason we’re discussing the Biebs
Dad: It’s just, all those fangirls say he’s so hot. He’s not hot! He’s a little boy! Little boys cannot be hot. Julian Casablancas is hot. Justin Bieber is not.
(to freaked out/hysterically laughing friend in back seat) SEE? HE GETS IT!
(to dad) Thank you for stating the obvious.
And then when I got home I found he bought the spin magazine with the strokes on the cover and had left it on my pillow. Best dad ever or what???
To get everyone in the mood for Friday!
Start with Lord or Lady. Your first name is one of your grandparents’. Double barrel your surname using your first pet and the street you grew up on. Reblog.
Lady Nancy Alley-Whitlen.
Well, that’s not pleasing.
Lady Audrey Fluffy-Liggett
it’s alright though, cuz i say like “NOOO?? WHYYY?? POR QUEE???” and my friends are all like “wow, you’re so cool, you just made that up on the spot and stuff, you so funny” and on the outside i’m all like
but on the inside i’m all like
they’ll never know…. and i’ll never tell :DDDDD
i detest that woman
how dare she grab god’s greatest creation’s most sacred place with those filthy hands, without permission no less
yeah i think that’s who it is. because julian casablancas doesn’t suck his own thumb. he has people for that. he doesn’t pay them, they do it for free. because they WANT to suck his thumb.
YOU want to suck his thumb.
i want to suck his thumb :’(
lol sorry to get all weird on you but yeah it’s not julian
Did anyone miss me? No?
Did anyone see that THE EFFIN STROKES BEGAN RECORDING THEIR FIFTH ALBUM?????!!?!?!?!
oh what an amazing thing to come home to… :DDD
byebye loved ones
You know those? I don’t like them.
goodbye my little darlings
i love you alllllllll
i didn’t actually go :’(
i waited half an hour until the strokes were on (they were 10 minutes late -___-) i locked my door, turned out all the lights, lit a single candle, put it on full screen and enjoyed.
it was in black and white, but i dont really mind. it was an amazing show. jules was so silly and he seemed like he was drunk but i dont think he was. i think he was just generally happy. he wore this hat that looked ridiculous but he could pull it off and nick was in a cheetah print jacket and looked fierce <3<3 nikolai was in a vest that had “have a nice day” on it, and albert was wearing suspenders. i couldn’t really see fab well but i’m sure he looked amazing as well. i squealed to myself every time they started a song because i knew what it was and loved it because i’ve only been a strokes fan for about a year and a half or so and to know that i had become so obsessed/in love with them in such a short period of time and that i was (technically) at my first live strokes show was just overwhelmingly amazing.
it was an amazing night and i got really angry when they had to go because they didn’t do an encore :’( but it was still so friggin AMAZING :’)
so many quotes arose from that concert :))
but enough of my boring story, here’s james with a g
the other songs are there as well
YAY! MORE TUMBLR!!!
you don’t know??
lol jk its alright
at coachella when jules was being all silly and he said they were gonna play games and he said “yeah, games. james with a g, as we like to call it.”
so basically thats how it emerged. he’s so adorable <3
thank you kind anon!! you can always share your love for the strokes!! WE ARE A ONE BIG STROKES FAMILY HERE!!
I really appreciate all your kind and friendly compliments and suggestions!! THANK YOU ALL!!!!
They were complaining about my post here. There were two of them— one actually met Julian and he said “I play sports” to them and they thought that I was “tainting their memories” by making that post. Which frankly, I don’t get. But whatever :/
The other one was telling me that I was stupid and no one likes memes and that I was ruining everyone’s personal experiences.
So basically, they just didn’t like my post. I bet they don’t even like sports. But I do. Because I play sports.
Sorry am I using that too much? :)
Thank you!! I don’t like to blow up on people, you know? I like to stay calm and give them a clever response but make my point clear so that when I walk away like “Haters gonna hate” they’re like “I dislike her so much… Why does she have to have so much style?” But thank you again :) You too are awesome :D
Thank you darling :*****