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June 2011

Several times, people ask me what Lord Voldemort does in his spare time. Well, sometimes he:

bloodlustbellatrix:

hobbit-at-hogwarts:

DJs all the local and hot Pureblood clubs…

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Karaokes a bit of Britney Spears’ hits…

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Chills out with his top Death Eaters—only on Fridays, though…

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Practices his game face…

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Creates some very GaGa-esque songs for smackdowns with Potter…

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Creates some promos for Disney Channel to earn a couple extra bucks…

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And hones his skills in the art of seduction…

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Oh God most of these frighten me.

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I need to see The Strokes live someday. No maybes. I need to.
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When someone says "penis" at school

Elementary school:

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Middle school:

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High school:

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Hide and seek for adults.

jamespls:

granger-tennant:

sarahhkim:

HOLY SHIT

o: i wanna play hide and seek like that!

LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS

THE DEFINITION OF SWAG.

please let this be my future…

my computer screen is now the mirror of erised

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#please tell me i'm not the only one who got that joke
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#nick valensi #i love you but #thats just gross #im sorry #so glad you cut it
in denial

ts-409 replied to your photo: just a normal day at the movies

lol it looks like you’re hugging his armpit :P

i am NOT hugging his armpit! im just smelling it…

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A person I would like to trade lives with.

binki shapiro. i wanna know what it’s like to have an awesome voice and kiss fab and be friends with the strokes :)

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julian casablancas :)

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#mah puppeh #she's so fat :)
Put a number in my ask:

waitingforthemoon:

1. Last song I listened to.
2. Last thing I watched.
3. What I did today.
4. Favorite person in the world.
5. Dream husband
6. Where I’d love to live.
7. Favorite lyrics of the last song I listened to.
8. My hero described in three words.
9. A person I would like to trade lives with.
10. A wish.
11. A secret.
12. A dream.
13. Favorite blog.
14. Celebrity crush.
15. What I can’t live without.

Please, right, I’m tired of asking people those things, and anyone asking me. Bunch of idiots.

no one will. but whatevs

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#me #harry potter
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#julian casablancas #how sweet is he
People on Tumblr.

Girls on tumblr:

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Boys on tumblr:

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And me:

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How do you feel about me?

dontbeacoconut1251:

justinshairflip:

suckmybiebs:

essenceofsparkle:

prettylittleemotions:

harrysbitch:

When you see my url on your dash, what do you think? Am I nice, rude, annoying, boring, quality, non-quality? Put it in my askbox if you feel like it.

Yes, I am indeed very bored.

OMG PLEASE.

anyone?

ooh this could be fun :) 

SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME :)

do it :)  <3

omg someone please do it, even if it’s mean i wanna knowwww

please? i’ll love you forever

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#rebecca black #bob dylan #friday #adls
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#f'sdl #aksths #sdgfs
That awkward moment when you trip over nothing

the-absolute-funniest:

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STROKESSECRETS.: Anonymous asked: the first song i ever heard by the strokes was you... → strokessecrets.tumblr.com

ahugfromjuliancasablancas:

strokessecrets:

Anonymous asked:

the first song i ever heard by the strokes was you only live once. i actually discovered them through boombox. and when i heard it, i was really only interested in seeing julian, and i didn’t care for the other guys. i couldn’t understand a word he said, his dancing was strange,…

IT IS SCARY HOW EXACT THIS IS TO HOW I DISCOVERED THE STROKES, AND MY THOUGHTS ABOUT THEM.

holy shit this was me
i totally forgot about it
ain’t nothin changed though :3

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j-sizzle15 replied to your post: yeah, i think that when he said fluffy delbourg was his porn name he was just covering

oh, poor, confused nikolai. i think he’ll need to have a chat with God about his feelings about this one;)

oh dear, that’s right, i need to write more.

*ahem* Are you there, God? It’s me, Nikolai.

I’m so confused. Julian started dating Juliet, our assistant manager. I was so heartbroken, I sought comfort in a girl named Illy. She’s really sweet and she’s helped me recover. I told her I really wanted to get Julian back. She agreed to help. So we decided we were going to trick everyone into believing we were engaged, to make Julian jealous. We aren’t really getting married (Illy has a crush on Juliet), but I really wanted to see the look on Julian’s face when he found out. Well, he wasn’t very happy. That made me happy and sad at the same time. God, why is he so perfect? Well, anyway, today was the day of my bachelor party. Well, in the middle of it, Julian whisked me away into a darkened room and started dancing. Then, he started taking his clothes off. I guess he was getting ready to take a shower or something. That made me sad, I didn’t want him to leave. What was weird is that he was taking off his close REALLY slowly and dancing in between. I guess he was sore or something and was dancing to stretch out a bit? I don’t know. I don’t really know why, but for whatever reason down there started feeling funny the more he took off his clothes. He only stopped when he was almost naked. He even had the same shirt’n’tie underwear as me!! And then, the best part is, after he stopped dancing, he kissed me on the cheek and smiled at me! Then he said, “You’re fun, Niko” and winked at me! HE SAID I’M FUN!! HE CALLED ME NIKO!! HE WINKED AT ME!! Thank you so much for that God! Does that mean he likes me?! God, please make him like me!

Jun 29, 20116 notes
yeah, i think that when he said fluffy delbourg was his porn name he was just covering

pssh, obviously!

not only is he a porn star, he’s a stripper too!!
i found this really old picture from where he performed at niko’s bachelor party!

god, he’s such a little whore
but he’s OUR little whore :3

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#julian casablancas #you sexy beast
I don't know how people can sleep without blankets.

At night I’m just like 

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#maury
why am i single im so funny
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When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice enough to put in some chips

imdaillest:

sophieliciousxo:

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I always feel so blessed ;)

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Whats the link to Nikolai's Facebook page? lol

http://www.facebook.com/#!/nikolaifraiture :)

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#religion post #dont like dont read #just my thoughts
Reblog if your able to spot the mistake in this and your dying to correct it.

im-not-crazy-just-beatlemaniac:

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#must #stop #self #from #correcting
when you're actually doing your homework but your parents think that you aren't

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There's this blog I really want to follow but all I see is

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#gdfg
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Every time I hear the lyric from the song that I got my tumblr url from I'm like

prettywillswallowyouforever:

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Jun 29, 201140 notes
hi :) i saw your post about neopets. i'm trying to get a paintbrush and i was just wondering if you have any tips on getting nps/gaming and stuff? i'm alelluiah on neo :) thanks!

hi :)
well, basically i was just utterly bored a couple summers ago and started playing and eventually got up to there. i know that there’s a lot of paintbrushes out there for like 99,999. just keep playing, find the games you’re good at, etc… there’s a lot of websites that have game cheats and daily free stuff to do like this one.

hope that helps! :)

Jun 29, 2011
I SEE YOU HAVE COME HOME! <3

HAI MASHABLANCAS

Jun 29, 2011
Hiiii, you know that gif you posted of Julian yawning? What video is it from? :3

you mean this one?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmulvqrGBc1qjox72.gif

i actually have no idea, and have been wondering the same thing.

does anyone know? :)

Jun 29, 2011
Hey there, I love your blog and your url is just genius!! :D Just thought to let you know =)

thank you very much :)



Jun 29, 2011
"Today in Health class, we were talking about healthy relationsips. The teacher asked the head cheerleader why she originally said yes to her boyfriend when he first asked her out, and of course, everyone expected a typical cheerleader response like "he's sooo hot.". Instead, the girl simply blushed and said "His last name is Riddle, and I thought that if we got married and had a son we could name him Tom Marvolo. That way, I could say Lord Voldemort is my son." The class just stared at her in awed silence. Never again will I insult a cheerleader. MLIA."
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CosmicLove: Ten Signs That Your Man Is Cheating → thesleepyearth.tumblr.com

  1. Something changes: If something changes, watch out! The change was most likely sparked by an affair, or maybe something else, but it was probably an affair.
  2. Nothing changes: Does it feel like your relationship is going nowhere? This is because he is cheating on you and doesn’t feel the need to…
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That awkward moment when you fangirl someone so hard you don't know whether you want to be them, be their best friend, or fuck their brains out.

safe-in-my-garden:

iloveaidengrimshaw:

jazz-dalek:

drivemytardis:

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Also this applies to other fangirls.

this omg

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcscqDIls1qdsjb2.gif

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