DJs all the local and hot Pureblood clubs…
Karaokes a bit of Britney Spears’ hits…
Chills out with his top Death Eaters—only on Fridays, though…
Practices his game face…
Creates some very GaGa-esque songs for smackdowns with Potter…
Creates some promos for Disney Channel to earn a couple extra bucks…
And hones his skills in the art of seduction…
Oh God most of these frighten me.
June 2011
HOLY SHIT
o: i wanna play hide and seek like that!
LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS
THE DEFINITION OF SWAG.
please let this be my future…
my computer screen is now the mirror of erised
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lol it looks like you’re hugging his armpit :P
i am NOT hugging his armpit! im just smelling it…
binki shapiro. i wanna know what it’s like to have an awesome voice and kiss fab and be friends with the strokes :)
julian casablancas :)
1. Last song I listened to.
2. Last thing I watched.
3. What I did today.
4. Favorite person in the world.
5. Dream husband
6. Where I’d love to live.
7. Favorite lyrics of the last song I listened to.
8. My hero described in three words.
9. A person I would like to trade lives with.
10. A wish.
11. A secret.
12. A dream.
13. Favorite blog.
14. Celebrity crush.
15. What I can’t live without.Please, right, I’m tired of asking people those things, and anyone asking me. Bunch of idiots.
no one will. but whatevs
Girls on tumblr:
Boys on tumblr:
And me:
When you see my url on your dash, what do you think? Am I nice, rude, annoying, boring, quality, non-quality? Put it in my askbox if you feel like it.
Yes, I am indeed very bored.
OMG PLEASE.
anyone?
ooh this could be fun :)
SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME :)
do it :) <3
omg someone please do it, even if it’s mean i wanna knowwww
please? i’ll love you forever
Anonymous asked:
the first song i ever heard by the strokes was you only live once. i actually discovered them through boombox. and when i heard it, i was really only interested in seeing julian, and i didn’t care for the other guys. i couldn’t understand a word he said, his dancing was strange,…
IT IS SCARY HOW EXACT THIS IS TO HOW I DISCOVERED THE STROKES, AND MY THOUGHTS ABOUT THEM.
holy shit this was me
i totally forgot about it
ain’t nothin changed though :3
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oh, poor, confused nikolai. i think he’ll need to have a chat with God about his feelings about this one;)
oh dear, that’s right, i need to write more.
*ahem* Are you there, God? It’s me, Nikolai.
I’m so confused. Julian started dating Juliet, our assistant manager. I was so heartbroken, I sought comfort in a girl named Illy. She’s really sweet and she’s helped me recover. I told her I really wanted to get Julian back. She agreed to help. So we decided we were going to trick everyone into believing we were engaged, to make Julian jealous. We aren’t really getting married (Illy has a crush on Juliet), but I really wanted to see the look on Julian’s face when he found out. Well, he wasn’t very happy. That made me happy and sad at the same time. God, why is he so perfect? Well, anyway, today was the day of my bachelor party. Well, in the middle of it, Julian whisked me away into a darkened room and started dancing. Then, he started taking his clothes off. I guess he was getting ready to take a shower or something. That made me sad, I didn’t want him to leave. What was weird is that he was taking off his close REALLY slowly and dancing in between. I guess he was sore or something and was dancing to stretch out a bit? I don’t know. I don’t really know why, but for whatever reason down there started feeling funny the more he took off his clothes. He only stopped when he was almost naked. He even had the same shirt’n’tie underwear as me!! And then, the best part is, after he stopped dancing, he kissed me on the cheek and smiled at me! Then he said, “You’re fun, Niko” and winked at me! HE SAID I’M FUN!! HE CALLED ME NIKO!! HE WINKED AT ME!! Thank you so much for that God! Does that mean he likes me?! God, please make him like me!
pssh, obviously!
not only is he a porn star, he’s a stripper too!!
i found this really old picture from where he performed at niko’s bachelor party!
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god, he’s such a little whore
but he’s OUR little whore :3
At night I’m just like
I always feel so blessed ;)
im-not-crazy-just-beatlemaniac:
hi :)
well, basically i was just utterly bored a couple summers ago and started playing and eventually got up to there. i know that there’s a lot of paintbrushes out there for like 99,999. just keep playing, find the games you’re good at, etc… there’s a lot of websites that have game cheats and daily free stuff to do like this one.
hope that helps! :)
HAI MASHABLANCAS
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you mean this one?

i actually have no idea, and have been wondering the same thing.
does anyone know? :)
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thank you very much :)
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- Something changes: If something changes, watch out! The change was most likely sparked by an affair, or maybe something else, but it was probably an affair.
- Nothing changes: Does it feel like your relationship is going nowhere? This is because he is cheating on you and doesn’t feel the need to…
Also this applies to other fangirls.
this omg
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