- Me: ... Well I got it from the fandom, okay?
- My Sister: And if the fandom jumped off a bridge? Would you jump too?
- Me: Sarah, you don't understand. If the fandom jumped off a bridge, it's because there's a ship underneath.
- Describe yourself
perform experiments on various body parts
doesn’t matter, still love ya :D
nick ur drunk
i honestly hope this becomes a regular thing
can that sherlock anon come back and seduce me more like please
this is good
it’s all fun and games until someone uses 14 reaction gifs
- Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
- Me: What
when you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
ok bye guys
- Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
- Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.