sebastian: is this a bad time?
jim: yes of course it is, what do you want?
sebastian: that kitten came back to our flat. i've decided you can keep it.
jim: SAY THAT AGAIN. say that again, and know, that if you are lying to me, i will find you, and i will skin you.
sebastian: if you don't come home with cat supplies in the next half hour i'm using it for target practice.
jim: sorry, wrong day to die.
sherlock: oh, did you get a better offer?
jim: you'll be hearing from me, sherlock.
jim: if you have what you say you have, i'll make you rich. if you don't, i'll make you into shoes.
sebastian: i already have access to your bank account, and you have enough shoes. just come home before this cat pees on the rug.
jim: i'm just trying to act cool, i'm with sherlock and john. okay they're gone. what should we name it?