When you’re hugging all of your friends goodbye, and there’s that one person you don’t hang out with a lot and you’re like

JAMES WITH A G

warning: if you know me in real life (aside from Masha, of course...) and you are reading my blog, when you go home, i'm gonna be under your bed.




hello boys and girls.

WARNING: this blog may cause itching, sweating, coughing, laughing, uncontrollable sobbing, never having a life, herpes, and kidney failure. do not take with alcohol or other medication. if inflammation of the genitalia occurs, please contact your doctor because this blog may not be for you.

MONKEY SLUT.

oh, and i make a lot of weird/strange/funny pictures that make you wanna laugh but you kind of don't cuz they make you feel uncomfortable. yeah. prepare yourself for a lot of those.


this is my husband. sexy, ain’t he?


and this is our family

i'm steph, i'm 15, i'm a california girl and yet people forget me all the time :/
i enjoy candy, rainbows, MUSIC, quoting movies, colorful eyeliner, glitter, long walks on the beach, julian casablancas, nick valensi, fab moretti, albert hammond jr., nikolai fraiture, arctic monkeys, alex turner, and the strokes. and i live in a van down by the river with my gorgeous husband alex turner and the strokes. be jealous.
i love harry potter. i think harry and draco were secretly meant to be. just sayin. or maybe it was harry and cedric. or sirius and remus. BUT I DIGRESS...

nikolai replied to me on twitter once. i put the link to his facebook page and asked him if it was real. he said yes. i promptly flipped out. i then proceeded to friend request him on said facebook page. he accepted.

and just recently, niko was tweeting up a storm and i tweeted that niko was like clark kent during the day, the quiet stroke, and that when he comes on twitter he turns into superman. he retweeted it.

therefore, nikolai is officially my homeboy.



this blog is:
60% The Strokes
25% Arctic Monkeys
10% Other music I love
5% Random gifs and memes
100% real angus beef
1% Evil
99% Hot Gas

oh shit, bacon
james with a g
fantastico, albie, julius, nikoletto, and nick
like a son
I ADORED YOU LIKE A SON

My music taste consists of:
the strokes
arctic monkeys
mgmt
the vaccines
the beatles
lady gaga (dont hate me please)
little joy
vampire weekend
albert hammond jr.
julian casablancas
beirut
the smiths
the white stripes
cage the elephant
other music that tickles my fancy
all that mainstream music the kids listen to nowadays

feel free to message me any songs or bands that i should check out, for i have a “songs to check out” notebook that is in heat and is dying for some new song lovin.

i dislike:
most country
all screamo
peanut butter

the secret word is... nikolaicasablancas