BECAUSE HE HID AWAY IN THE MUNTAINS FOR 5 YEARS AND DIDN’T GET TRIMMED AND SHORN AND STUFF SO HE HAS THE RECORD FOR THE MOST WOOL AND SHIT BUT HE DIED LAST YEAR I THINK

WHAT IF I GREW THAT MUCH HAIR I WOULD BE A FREAK NOT A NATIONAL HERO JFC

AND AWWW NO POOR SHEEP D:

eheheh OMG ITS SHREK THE SHEEPHE’S FAMOUS SERIOUSLY

wh hOW CAN SHEEP BE FAMOUS

heheh im going to stalk you and computer rape you and tell everybody of your tumblr and post nudes on ur wall

poppy you already do that

so far i’ve found

• romi1445
• flightlessowls
• fairy-bread
• neon-mexican

like “making margaritas with alex turner” and we’ll CHAT :D

omfg poppy

I THINK I NOW HAVE THE RIGHT TO BRAG TO MY FRIENDS THAT I AM ACTUALLY MORE POPULAR IN NEW ZEALAND

these are pixy stix. they are shots of flavoured sugar. they’re like legal drugs

twinkies. they’re vanilla cakes with creamy filling. to die for, seriously.

these are cheetos puffs. they are cheese snacks. they taste as good as they look.

this is candy corn. it is ultra sweet and best eaten wearing a halloween costume

these are jolly ranchers. they’re little hard candies that are kind of sour/tart, but are really good. you usually suck on them until they get small enough for you to bite without breaking your teeth.

this is fundip. basically, the valentine candy of america. it has this kind of tasteless candy stick thingy inside, and what you do is you like it, dip it into the fun dip, then lick the fun dip off of it. delish.

these are airheads. they are strips of a sort of tough taffy that are really really good. the mystery flavor is the best by far. trust me.

these are sour patch candies. they have sour patch kids, but i prefer the watermelon. extremely sour, extremely sweet, extremely addictive. you WILL make the faces the watermelons whenever you eat them.

finally (for poppy) marshmallow fluff. personally, i’m not really familiar with this one. i assume it’s the sort of whipped marshmallow cream that i’ve seen on some things. i assume it is very good.

I NEED TO SEND YOU ALL SOME OF THIS SERIOUSLY YOU CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT TRYING THIS STUFF

AMERICAN MARMITE IS SHIT THOUGH I TRIED IT ONCE AND WAS LIKE

GET THIS FUCK OUT OF MY MOUTHHHHHH

BUT WHAT IS MARMITE

IT LOOKS LIKE BLACK TREACLE

WE DON’T LIVE

Lol what is a pxty six?

im from new zealand…..what is that D: im so curious now :s

I’M CRYING YOU GUYS HAVEN’T LIVED

OK, SO PIXY STIX ARE LITERALLY SHOTS OF FLAVOURED SUGAR THAT COME IN A VARIETY OF COLORS

BUT SOMETIMES THEY CAN BE HUUUUUUUGE

AND THEY ARE LITERALLY SUGAR

JUST SUGAR

BUT FLAVORED

SUGAR SHOTS

I LIKE TO CALL THEM SHOTS OF AMERICA