the funniest part about all of this to me is that at any given moment i could just delete the jumping alex blog and hoard the url and no one could do anything about it and as much as other people like it i hold all the cards for it and i could just throw them away whenever i wanted and there wouldn’t even be a legitimate reason for it i could just do it because it’s in my power to do it and that would make me an asshole and i actually feel a lot like moffat now woah

the struggle
i was on omegle like a dork and your jumping alex buttons showed up on the ads.. i think it wants me to buy one. or ten. OMFG THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE MINE BUT JFC

alright i’m trying to make some jumping alex shirts right now but how do i do it i mean would it just be a white shirt with jumping alex on it or black or a specific picture or asdlfjasdfkldjas tHIS IS HARD

there’s an evil jumping alex in my closet
arcticmonkeysus: idk why i did this  NEVERMIND THIS ONE
arcticmonkeysus: yes it’s shit and pointless…but I do enjoy avoiding work :) New header
this exists omfg you guys are the best
Jumping Alex thinks the Jinglebell Rock is so fetch
Jumping Alex scaring away some birds with his thunderous roar