66mph:

all i really want is a cute bad boy who’s kind of an asshole but is really sweet to me and calls me babe and lets me wear his leather jacket and runs his hands through my hair and make out with me while leaning against his cool car and he gets in fights and his face is bleeding and i help him clean up and then we make out more and in public he puts his hand in my back pocket. i could go on for days

can someone take that cum with no hands video zoom in on the dick speed it up a bit and put harlem shake in the background

ANONYMOUS PLAY TIME! (or not, up to you)

Send me one of these and I’ll answer.

  • HYE have you ever?
  • FMK fuck marry kill (with three names)
  • KHC kiss hug cuddle (with three names)
  • AMA ask me anything
  • HON hot or not? 
  • WWY well would you?
  • WYR would you rather? 
  • TOD truth or dare?
  • SMW ship me with? (send me ships)
  • TOT this or that?
  • WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify) 

hmu if we’re ever going to the same concert i really wanna party with some of y’all

It’s “Make me blush” Monday. So fill my ask box with stuff, and whoever can make me turn the reddest wins.
Reblog this if I can ask you a whole bunch of inapproprite questions.
Ask me to take a picture of any aspect of my life that you’re interested in/curious about - it can be anything from the house I live in to my favourite shoes. Leave your choice here as an ask, and I will reciprocate by taking the pictures and posting them later here. Be as random as you like, make it interesting!
Put a percent in my ask box.

bochthefox:

0% Walking to my toilet, brb.

15% Uh.

30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.

45% Awh.

50% Small crush, nbd.

65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.

80% I really want to talk to you…

95% Me, you, bed.

100% Will you be mine?

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: wholockianbatch: failfleet: lokis-army-at-221b: ineffableboyfriends: Yes you are, Sherlock. Please stop. Who even came up with this? -sobbing-
If I had one night alone with you… (In my ask)
“If I was your girlfriend/boyfriend”…finish it in my ask.